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| I hope all you wonderful students out there have had the amazing summers that you all deserve! I know I have... candlelight dinners with Mr. Lehr... well from across the street but it was still romantic. Walks in the moonlight... Well let's say it's been quite a good summer for me. Alas, I can't wait for all you darlings to return! All of you coming to live with me in Stambaugh Hall, I hope you get situated nicely, and I'll be coming around to check on you on your first night. | | |
| Well it's been a long time, kids. I'm sorry for all you die-hard fans
out there who have been waiting on the edge of your seats for another
update. It's been a very busy past couple of months, as I'm sure you
will all agree to. From the slightly agitated looks on the faces around
the hall I'd guess the quarter's been a bit stressfull. Don't you all
worry about it though, I've been here for a long time and trust me
things always get better!
Well, where to start? Christmas was pretty boring with only Mr. Lehr,
Dr. and Mrs. Baker, Physical Plant, and myself on campus. Mr. Lehr and
I spent the evening gazing at each other from the windows of my hall
and his house. But the damn man didn't buy me anything. Oh, of course
he gave his excuses that spending time together was a gift in itself,
whatever. I know he really just couldn't find a way to leave that
creepy house he's holed up in. Really, if he loves me as much as he
says he does, he'd find a way to get his butt over to Wal-Mart at
least.
New Years was much more fun. A few friends came over and we spent the
night partying it up. I'm sorry if any of you have noticed anything
missing from your various alcohol stashes... we couldn't quite run out
to 302 or Daryl and Daryl's to pick up any supplies. But don't worry, I
put every bottle right back where I found it. At about 3am Campus
Security came by, but for some reason, they never came in. They could
have joined the party, I wouldn't have minded.
After that, the ice storm. That was a pretty strange couple of days.
Let me tell you though, once that power went out, students were
wandering the halls like it was their job. It's sad how much you people
rely on technology these days. Back when I was a student, we didn't
have any of those fancy x-boxes and computers. Not that I mind getting
some use out of them now, but you know, there *are* other things to do.
Other than that, Mr. Lehr tried to somehow pin the blame on me because
one of the ice-laden trees happened to fall onto the roof of his house.
Seriously, I don't know what would make him think that.
All right, and this last little bit is for the cute freshman that left
me a comment! Dear, if you've never spent a night in Stambaugh Hall,
there isn't much I can tell you. If you're interested in doing so, I
could probably ask one of those sweet girls on the first floor if
they'd have you over for the night. It might be fun.
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| Hello boys and girls. It's been a long time since you've heard from me,
but I've been quite... busy. Between trying to entertain Mr. Lehr,
keeping crazy college students from killing themselves during finals
week, and hoping for many gifts for Christmas. By the way, if you have
something for me, feel free to leave it right below my portrait in the
entryway of Stambaugh Hall. If you *don't* have something for me, well,
all I can say is that you better watch your back.
Well anyways, just thought I'd give everyone a little update on what's
going on in my afterlife. So everyone just have a happy holiday season,
and I hope it snows 3 feet in Ada so that you're all stuck for
Christmas. If I have to spend another holiday with just Mr. Lehr, I may
just have to find a way to end this afterlife.
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| I can't believe how far into the school year you young ones are
already! The time has sure passed by, dinners with Mr. Lehr, the normal
hauntings, and surfing the internet have certainly made the time fly
for me. Then again, what's a month when compared to an eternity of
wandering the dilapidated halls of college dormitories?
I would just like to say how happy I have been to find so many
subscriptions to my site! Most of you I don't really know, but please
continue to read about my afterlife! It's nice to know that some among
the living still care. Now if only I could get some of the others, like
Mr. Lehr, Brad, and that crabby Sophie to participate in the "Xanga
experience." It at least makes me feel as if my afterlife has a small
inkling of importance in the grand scheme, and I think it could do some
of them good to focus on something other than their misery.
Anyways, that you all for being loyal readers!
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| Hello everyone! I'm so happy to see you all back here at Ohio Northern
University for another fun-filled year! I hope you are all having a
wonderful time at classes. And please, if you're new to Stambaugh Hall,
don't be afraid of me! It's awful dreadful being a ghost in a college
dormitory. Also, don't forget to leave your offerings (bread, wine,
beer, anything really) in front of my portrait at the entrance to the
building. I'll float on by and pick them up periodically.
I know that there is 24 hour visitation on the weekends, but please,
people, keep it down a bit. Room 241, I know what you've been up to  . The Italian is sexy, but some of us would like to rest in peace!
Be good everyone, and have a great first week of classes! If anyone needs a late-night study buddy, let me know!
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